When you smil, people smile with you, when you fart, people away from you!
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
Gravity always wins
To the world u might b one person but to one person u might b the World®
Real eyes realize real lies.
I walk alone through life's dark, u're my candle, my Shining light!!!!
dOn'T mAk3 EffoRts tO tOucH mY sOu|, i'vE lOcKeD mY hEarT & |0sT dA k3Y iN a wELL oF TeaRs.....:
i want to ße ur Ðreåm,to tak£ birth in ur mind,to live in ur imàgiNation§ & tö be fulfilled by ur heart
Mi§ ¥()u LiKe A Dë§ërT Mi§ ThE RaiN , LikE A PoëT Mí§ Dä Päiñ , Likë A Pä§äñGeR Mi§ Da Traiñ ....
wen life is a challenge accept it. wen life is a problem solve it. Wen life is a game play it. wen life is a journey complete it. But remember... life is what make it!
Dont FinD Luv, Let Luv FinD U...Dis iz Da Reason Y Its CalleD FaLLing in Luv...Cuz u Dun Force UrselF to Fall...U Just FaLL....
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
My mind reacted,My eyes were attracted,My heart was affected,Thousands were rejected,But only U were selected!!
fIshEs hAvE fInS 2 sWiM, BiRdS hAvE wInGs 2 fLy aNd i'vE u .... 2 mAkE mE sMilE